Scattereday

Scattereday is the day following Friedday, where your brain has been fried and now feels scattered because of the comedown.

"I'm never capable of doing anything on Scattereday."

by Psardy July 5, 2008

Scatterjack

A highly confused semi dangerous person, disorganized. Tends to drop and break things. Always looking for misplaced / lost items. Very elusive and hard to find. Moves rapidly.

"Has anyone seen Mike?" "Yeah that guy is a real scatterjack, he is in the work bay looking for the tools he lost this morning."

by Scubbled Jac March 14, 2023

compton scattering

1. the decrease in energy (increase in wavelength) of an X-ray or gamma ray photon, when it interacts with matter
2. what happens when the police come near a large crowd in the ghetto

There were numerous cases of compton scattering during the riots last week.

by ortho June 2, 2007

William Shatner'd

To defecate, poop, dump, crap, shit, or shat your pants.

Aw, man. I just William Shatner'd myself.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009

scattergun

A shotgun, typically two barrels side by side.

He was shot with a scattergun.

by Guy March 25, 2005

scattered ass

Many attractive ladies in any defined area.

Guy #1: Shit man, check all that scattered ass all up in that club!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!

by Beeth May 6, 2008

To Shatner

Verb used when a vocalist for a band speaks his lyrics instead of singing them.

Halfway through Crazy my voice started cracking, so I just Shatnered my way to the end.

by Oedipus May 30, 2005