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"Sausage rolls"
"English motherfucker do you speak it"

by Dialga236 February 10, 2023

Santa Fe Sausage Roll

- the most deviant and perverse sexual act known to man. For liability reasons, we are unable to provide a full definition. However, we can say that it involves lots of Texas Pete, one penis, and two men.

Hopefully Tom will get drunk enough to night to try and old Santa Fe Sausage Roll.

by Mr. Thor July 3, 2011

Sausage Rolled

To run your hand over a guys pants during a make out session to check if he has an erection.

Sam kissed him fiercely, by the tempature in the room she could tell things were getting hot but she wouldn't know for sure until she sausage rolled Eric.

by lovedoctor15 October 28, 2011

happy sausage roll

When your so happy you sausage roll stands up.

Your happy sausage roll is standing up.

by Raman Packets November 21, 2019

The Sausage Roll

The sausage roll is where you buy a Greggs sausage roll and keep it at home you remove the sausage and insert your own “sausage” and then ask your partner to suck and eat the sausage roll

“I’ll give you the sausage roll if you shut up”

by Sargebutter June 7, 2025

ate the sausage roll

When something (including but not limited to media, like a video game, or a movie) suddenly drops in quality out of nowhere, with the term usually used to joke that the creator(s) ran out of budget to maintain the quality of said thing.

Person A: "Hey, where the hell did the voice acting go? None of the dialogue has any voice acting anymore!"
Person B: "They must've ate the sausage roll."

by chippy chippy chippy October 10, 2023

Sausage Roll Cannons

When you roll so much sausage that your forearms blow up to the size of a Cannons.

"Fuck Alex has some big Sausage Roll Cannons he must really be into power lifting, Nah man he just rolls alot of sausage."

by The Ginger Tornado July 11, 2025