rectify

To correct somebody who is clearly talking out of his arse.

After listening to his horseshit for a bit, I thought I'd rectify the situation.

by wiretapper October 24, 2016

Hue G rection

What men want, yet you shouldn't keep this name for obvious reasons. Typically something to brag about (but please don't brag if this is your name).

My girlfriend likes my Hue G Rection

by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019

rectilinear

Pertaining to the measurement of one's asshole.

After a vigorous session of anal sex, Bob's anus had expanded to 3 rectilinear inches.

by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004

rettie

if u meet anyone that goes by the name rettie be sure to get down on all fours and howl like a doggie. retties rule the world n u need to recognise.

Gregory Helen - 'Shit on my chest i met a rettie last night'
Bumbulus McDoodle - 'Bruv I used to be a rettie but poo, booty n barbs got in the way'

by bumbulus mcdoodle December 7, 2010

Recie

a REAL Recie is a unique female character, who is almost always pitch perfect and amazing at anything musical. If you are forced to choose between two girls, and one is a Recie, you should have your mind made up already. Recie's also tend to have undeniably beautiful green eyes, as well great swimming skills. Very shy but playful, well worth getting to know.

person 1: Shes awfully shy, dont you think?

person 2: Yeah, but shes a recie, and i hear she's a state champ at piano

person 3: Groovy! id like to get to know her!

by VikingOfBG October 16, 2011

Hugh G Rection

Hugh g rection is a nice guy I would date him for sure. I would love to have a good time with him

Hugh g rection is my best friend

by Lil tonka October 10, 2019

rectite

As reported by comedian Dave Barry, a businessman by the name of Jim Munn was planning to implement an idea allegedly relayed to him by a federal health inspector: gluing the rectums of Thanksgiving turkeys shut in order to decrease the risk of salmonella poisoning.

The proposed name for this product/service was 'Rectite.'

It is unclear if the product made it out of the development stage. This may be an urban legend, although Snopes.com has no entry for it as of 2-June-05.

Wow, did you hear what happened to the Joneses? They got salmonella from their Thanksgiving Turkey! I sure am glad you got a Turkey with Rectite, honey- salmonella is no fun.

by rosignol June 8, 2005