rettie

if u meet anyone that goes by the name rettie be sure to get down on all fours and howl like a doggie. retties rule the world n u need to recognise.

Gregory Helen - 'Shit on my chest i met a rettie last night'
Bumbulus McDoodle - 'Bruv I used to be a rettie but poo, booty n barbs got in the way'

by bumbulus mcdoodle December 7, 2010

Rettie

Short version for retard. Was invented by me, by the way.

-this rettie aint baiting me

by gaygelding March 25, 2021

Ian Rettie

An absolute bear of a man

Person 1: Who’s Ian Rettie
Person 2: An absolute bear of a man!

by AssEater69696969696969 November 8, 2018

Labrador Retriever

A medium large dog breed originating from Newfoundland. They come in three colors according to the AKC. They are the most popular breed in US for many reasons. And you will find hair laying around if one is close by.

"My dog Murphy is a Labrador Retriever."

by -anonymous15 January 10, 2014

retieval

Retieval is the best adjective to describe any of mankind's Batmen.

From the handheld game "Retieval Mankind's Batman" popularized by Dr. Stuart Ashen's review on his YouTube channel.

Larry: Is he the hero we need or the hero we deserve?
Stuart: He is retieval.

by Beauwght January 6, 2015

Ritties

Ranboo titties, similar words are ronkers and roobs

"oh hell naw, not the ritties"

by Charlie_Rocket August 6, 2022

golden retriever girl

a girl with personality traits and characteristics that can be associated with a golden retriever. personality wise; funny/goofy, energetic, hyper, and just an over all goofball. characteristic wise; shaggy blonde hair, lanky, almost always smiling!!

*a girl with personality traits and characteristics that can be associated with a golden retriever. personality wise; funny/goofy, energetic, hyper, and just an over all goofball. characteristic wise; shaggy blonde hair, lanky, almost always smiling.

person A: “wow, i just meet a girl earlier and she is basically a human golden retriever!!”
person B: “aww!! aren’t golden retriever girls just the best!!”

by fakeblondedog June 23, 2022