Food Porn

Juicy,mouth-watering,high-res images of incredibly delicious-looking food.

I wasted 3 hours drooling at food porn.

by Pitchy June 2, 2016

Porn

Unrealistic expectation of the sexual world. Many people who watch porn expect the same experience to happen to them when they get involved in sexual activities and when their expectations aren't fulfilled they either feel that they are doing something wrong or that their partner is pathetic at sex.

Why can't my girlfriend squirt? All the girls in porn videos can.
Why isn't my boyfriend enjoying sex? Is it because i'm not as sexy as the girls in porn videos?
Why isn't my girlfriend moaning as loud as the girls in porn videos? Am I doing something wrong?

by real things are better October 25, 2013

porn star hands

a girl who has hands so small that they make any dick look huge.

damn girl, you got such porn star hands!

by optionaljoystick January 10, 2012

Slam Pig Cuck Porn

Porn that you only watch during sex with an attractive women when you are trying not to cum. This type of porn normally consists of flaccid black men tag teaming overweight tattoo riddled white women while thier husbands sit in the corner eating nerds and pulling on thier tiny cocks.

Man: O shit baby! Your ass is so hot that I’m not gonna be able to hold out for you to cum again!

Attractive women: Hurry up and turn on that Slam Pig Cuck Porn of Bort & Big K!

by Johnny be good 69 February 18, 2022

porn shoulders

Shoulders which are not entirely covered by one's attire leading nearby religious zealots (especially Mormons) into sinful thoughts.

She had porn shoulders in the photo; her mother was aghast.

by Memefield July 12, 2014

Douche Porn

Douche Porn is a category of legitimate Hollywood film that consists of movies centered around totally bro'd out dudes banging hot chicks, doing large amounts of drugs, making crazy money (usually illegally), and doing so with little to no consequences for large portions of the movie. The term "douche porn" refers to the sexual arousal these films tend to cause among the douchier members of society (particularly 20-something males).

Popular themes for Douche Porn include movies about Wall Street, gambling, and car theft.

Ludwig Von Broski - "Dude, 'The Wolf of Wall Street' was the best movie I've ever seen!"

Joe Normalguy - "I'll bet. It's total 'Douche Porn.' I'm sure it was right up your alley."

Ludwig - "Totally!"

by The Nation of Stankonia March 9, 2014

porn machine

A computer with internet access, thus porn

Yo dude, i just bought a new G5 porn machine!

by Le grand Sachon May 16, 2008