aghast

Horrified, state of being scared shitless

Johnny stood aghast when everyone looked upon the brown stain on the back of his pants

by asfasdasda October 14, 2009

Aghast

Horrified, shocked to a point where one shits themself endlessly.

Margaret: Put that away! I am aghast!

Charles: What? You don't want to see my dead dog's spine?!?

by Ethaniel September 18, 2019

flab-aghasted

What happens when you look down and realize you've grown a muffintop.

I've been on this new cupcake diet, and the other day I put on my favorite low rise jeans only to find that now I have a muffintop! I was flab-aghasted!

by anomelie March 9, 2010