quad-parked

Similar to a double park, a quad park is when a car exploits four parking spaces. This is a defensive measure taken by pompous snobs to ensures the safety of ones expensive vehicle . A traditional quad-park is parallel to the designated lines, but an equally effective method is in a "I dont give a fuck" diagonal formation (see hexa-park).

Today I saw this pretentious prick pull into the Best Buy parking lot and totally quad-parked his PT Cruiser. Who does he think he is taking up four spots?

The Tanger outlets parking was practically deserted on white wednesday, so for fun we quad-parked my mom's audi.

by kitty_lover111 November 30, 2011

Peter Parked

When you deepthroat someone and she’s face up upside down like when spiderman kissed Mary Jane

Hey Gerry I Peter Parked my dick in Lissa last week, how about you

by Asdfgtio66 November 4, 2019

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by Sussyamogussussybaka September 6, 2021

this isn't where i parked my car

If you are ever in a bad situation, use this line to avoid danger. It will get save you from getting your ass kicked!

Scotty: Soccer (football) hooligans
Cooper: Hey this isn't where i parked my car!
Hooligan: Oi! Who the bloody hell are you?. This is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters of the of the shittest football team in the world (Manchester United). Now please... enlighten me... WHO THE FUCK ARE YA?
Cooper: That is a good question and... Scotty...
Scotty: We are the Manchester United fan club from Ohio
Hooligan: If you're Manchester United supporters, sing the Manchester United song
Scotty: Excuse me i'm sorry, i'm not much of a singer
Hooligan: *smashes bottle as a threat* SING!
Scotty: My Baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again to find me watching the Manchester United FOOTBALL TEAM! (slaps hooligan on chest in excitement) eh?. The best (but shittest) freaking team in all the land Woohoo!
Cooper: *Smiles and approves*
Hooligan: Pretty good... PRETTY DAMN GOOD LADS!
Hooligans: YEAH!

Scotty and Cooper have proved they are manchester united fans after all.

As you can see Cooper used This isn't where i parked my car early on, but we all know the hooligans just wanted to hear scotty sing... coopers this isn't where i parked my car was good enough on its own!

by Goonerbear93 May 4, 2010

parrydo

a rather fetching hairstyle,part mullet AKA (billy ray cyrus)partskinhead AKA (anyone with a sharp razor).it is easily to spot one as it is perfectly square at the back and the wearer of said hairstyle is usually to be found with a comb in his/her? top pocket.it looks like a perfect head of hair when the wearer has a hat on but once it is removed the full parrydo is then on show.

max wall wore a do close to this one but it looked scruffy and unkempt compared with this rather neat hair do.i want one!if it is straggly on the ends then it can be called a max wall but for the neatness and squareness of it,it must be the parrydo.

by stewolfve October 30, 2010

parked

Being put in your place after being dissed. When you get back at somebody because of dissing or through joking and you are told "you got served," aka parked.

Nancy: "Jess, you couldn't add even if you had the calculator solve the problem for you!"
Nate: "Damn, you just got parked!"

by Nathaniel Szkil January 6, 2008

parted

When you get drunk then puke and fart at the same time.

I was huging the toilet and parted over and over.

by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007