murfing

Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.

I spent all day murfing housing in Seattle and ended up learning about orca whales.

by denizen August 27, 2006

munting

When taking large and rediculous amounts of drugs and going crazy. Often used to discribe someone who is on a bender. Symtoms include speaking weird, rapid speach and motions, chewing ones face off, and other general misdomeaners

OH fuck gatty just smoked 18 points he is going to be 'munting' for days

by sir munt alot whom never sleep July 29, 2011

murping

A magical ceremony celebrated all over the world.
Step 1: Kill a bitch/hoe and leaving the body in a nice warm closet for 1 to 2 months
Step 2: Pull the bitch/hoe out of the closet carefully and position the body laying face-up on the floor with the legs spread
Step 3: Put your mouth around the vaginal opening
Step 4: Have a friend jump on the stomach
Step 5: Enjoy the murpy-fun in your mouth
Step 6: Return the favor and help your friend murp a bitch

**** A double-murp or super-murp can be performed by using a pregnant bitch. Super-murp is the more commonly used term b/c of uncertainty concerning the # of buns in the oven.

John: "Dude I murped like 7 bitches last night!"
Adam: "I know douchebag, one of them was my Grandma!"
John: "Fuck you Adam."

Jeff: "You tryin to murp a bitch?!"
Sally: "What?"
*Jeff kills Sally*
Jeff: "Yeah you are!"
*Jeff high-fives his imaginary friends*
*Sally twitches*

Kyle: "You wanna murp a bitch tonight?"
James: "Yeah, but no more 90 pound bitches; I'm trying to get some of that meaty 347 pound FUPA in my mouth!"
Kyle: "I like where your head is at"
James: "It's fuckin murping time"
*fist pump*

Nathan: "Dude, some guy raped my girl at a club last night!"
Jeremy: "Shit, that sucks...... sooooo....... should we murp her?"
Nathan: "Let's let that kid grow a bit first: I'm tryin to score my first super-murp!"
Jeremy: "Good for you Nathan, good for you."

by The Murping Magician April 23, 2010

munting

Something very wrong that most possibly originated in Germany, involving dead people and their decomposed juices.

We're in dusseldorf, the munting capital of the world.

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

murking

looking sketchy by wearing your hood up and dressing in dark colored clothing. To completely be murking you must also be making a gurgling/ sucking noise (tongue also included).

sketchy man (in dark corner of the room) : "guurururrurururrrurur"

garrett (small white boi): "that dude is murking so hard, I'm afraid his tongue might fall off."

by Kim Mcdaniel the third May 30, 2008

Munting

The VERTICAL dividing piece in a multi-paned window frame. (As opposed to the horizontal divider/s which are called mullions.)

The rock, having been partially deflected by the munting, cracked the window rather than shattering it entirely.

by Xavier_Ninnis August 27, 2018

musting

if someone is musting, it means you can smell them from aproximately 100 metres away or even just infront of you. They will have BO. (they smell really bad)

to must, means to smell bad...
to be musting, means to be smelling really badly...
a muster, is a person who musts...

That guy across the room is musting and i think im going to vomit!

by Tits and ass man April 19, 2011