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A footballer which is well known for being injured! Basically as much use as a bag of bollox
Don't select that player in your team he's Marting
marting by Millsie! May 14, 2016
Words you can keep
The present participle/gerund form of the verb "to mart."

A philosophical manner of thinking. Marters balance being smart with being simple to express important ideas to all people. They believe that philosophy should be accessible to all, not just fancy people with thic dictionaries. They never equate big words with intelligence or simplicity with stupidity. The world needs more people who like to mart.
Person 1: what's your favorite activity?
Person 2: I enjoy marting.
marting by oyahbecka March 26, 2019
Having sex at Walmart
Bryce was caught marting with his girlfriend
Marting by 22fhsn May 7, 2019

Wal-Marting

The act of entering a Wal-mart between the hours of 11PM-5AM not to purchase any items, but to solely observe and/or record the actions and behaviors of the middle to lower class late night shoppers. Usually done for entertainment purposes or internet documentation. Act upon with caution, for the consequences of this action may result in one or many of these symptoms: Life-long emotional or physical scarring, Diabetes, Upset Stomach, Violent eruption of bowels, or lose of friends.
"Dude! Let's go Wal-Marting!"
"Naw man, everyone seems to have some weird leg disease"
Wal-Marting by CVRTProductions July 31, 2011

Wal-Marting

The action of going to Wal-Mart
John: What are you doing later?
Jane: I'm Wal-Marting for some towels.
John: Mind if I join?
Wal-Marting by cookiemaker5000 August 5, 2011

Wal-Marting

"Hey, wanna go Wal-Marting later?"

"Sure!"
Wal-Marting by Blue Fox March 29, 2008

Wal-Marting

I need to go Wal-Marting and get some things.
Wal-Marting by New English December 20, 2008
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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