midget farming

A celebratory act started in the early 70's by oprah and family, where midgets are hunted, and then corraled into small pens where they are forced to perform circus tricks. This form of entertainment is no longer practiced by oprah, but is still enjoyed by the mentally ill, alcoholics, and wealthy housewives

"Wow the midget farming was incredible last night, those little guys can really dance!"

by chachaddict April 17, 2009

desk midget

When a co-worker likes to hide under the desk of his superior to either gain information or give pleasure to his recipient.

"How did Hector find out Store#2 was closing?" "That desk midget overhead Dean while he was sucking him off."

by The Savage @ West U November 5, 2015

Mangling the Midget

Manual masturbation of the male organ.

I remember mangling the midget to this video.

by Lothario the Scandalous September 17, 2011

Tough Mudder

Attempting to perform anal sex while you have whiskey dick.

I tried to put it in her butt last night after the bar but it turned into a round of tough mudder instead

by Gtoaster July 31, 2018

midget pumper

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a dwarf or midget.

We need to find a midget pumper to bone up this midget.

by det.und August 26, 2005

midgetphobic

When someone makes fun of the fact that someone is shorter than 5’3

Guy : Hey lil girl you’re short!!!

Lil girl : HEY YOU’RE BEING MIDGETPHOBIC

by Midgetrights December 22, 2020

Midget Tossing

To literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.

Sam picked up little Gino and threw him to Mike. "I love midget tossing!"

by Benge October 24, 2005