Definitions by Gtoaster

Shoot the hippo 

Ejaculating on a fat girls face

I was giving it to this big girl real hard then I decided to pull out and shoot the hippo. Her face was plastered

Shoot the hippo by Gtoaster July 28, 2019

Cunnilatio 

Oral sex performed on a post op tranny (male turned into a female).

Bro 1: Dude I totally went down on an inside out dick for an hour last night

Bro 2: high five for performing cunnilatio!

Cunnilatio by Gtoaster September 19, 2018

Tough Mudder

Attempting to perform anal sex while you have whiskey dick.

I tried to put it in her butt last night after the bar but it turned into a round of tough mudder instead

Tough Mudder by Gtoaster July 31, 2018