Moustache Man 

Some guy who is an Italian-American who has a very spic-like moustache. He crashed at my summer rental quite often in 2006 and banged all the chicks. Sometimes refered to as Jose Valentine because he looks like that New York Mets player.
Moustache Man is better than everyone else. Once offered me 5 bucks at 4am for 3 beers from the refridgerator.

Guy #1: "The motherfuckin Moustache Man is fucking my girlfriend again."
Guy #2: "What are you going to do about it"
Guy #1: "Nothing. He's a better man than me"

Moustache Man by M2million December 10, 2006

Moustache Gash

When a badly grown moustache simply makes you look like a cunt.
found commonly on men but can effect women too.

Me: Hey Derek, have you seen Dave lately?
Derek: Yeah hes acquired a moustache gash

Me: i know he looks like a right {cunt}
Derek: What a cunt!

Moustache Gash by magicrob69 July 2, 2016

Moustache Tits 

Popular in the Burlesque world. Moustache Tits are when a dance has straight fringe pasties.

Dancer: Do you like my new fringe pasties?
Me: They kind of look like moustache tits.

Moustache Tits by BixiBite January 25, 2011

moustache ride 

when the person giving oral sex has a mustache

Who wants a mustache ride-this is a quote from the nude scene in suupertroopers for the less educated people out there

moustache ride by fuckingsupercop May 13, 2005

Moustache Man 

An emoticon with a moustache:

:-{)

Used to convey extreme levels of awesome. Also used when the writer wishes to convey the seriousness of what they are saying.

Friend 1: You are so smart!
Friend 2: :-{)

Friend 1: My family hates me.
Friend 2: :-{( Moustache Man is not pleased.

Moustache Man by Watson221b May 17, 2011

moustache cup 

A present bought for another when the real recipient is yourself

Justin was so selfish that he bought Gayle a moustache cup for her birthday

moustache cup by robuttt September 27, 2006

Moustache Sally 

A male with requisite handlebar moustache, usually straight, who, because of said facial hair is a gay dude magnet.

Wow, Arthur, ever since you started grooming and waxing you've become Moustache Sally around here!

Moustache Sally by the Momur December 14, 2012