milk

my dad is still looking for it till this day.

mom gave birth*

Dad: Imma get milk for the baby!

mom: sure sweetie

Dad: *gone*

by livelyalice January 29, 2021

milk

it's what your dad went to get but it's also where your dad went missing

oh my dad just went to buy some milk he'll be back soon.

9 years later-

by opeaii June 30, 2020

milk

equivalent to dope, cool, awesome, any positive annotation

Guy 1: Dude, I'm throwing a party on Saturday night.
Guy 2: Man, that's so milk

by willnali October 20, 2013

milk

When a person puts his thumb on one side of a peron's neck and his index finger on the other side. Then the person must thrust downward very fast in order to leave a red mark. Similar to a mark left by a redneck. This is commonly done on flat grounds, however, for a more satisfying milk, milkers have been known to jump off of staircases, ledges, etc.

Erick: Yo Bryant! Check this out!
Bryant: What?
Erick: I'm gonna milk the shit out of Freddy!
*Erick walks over to Freddy*
Erick: Yo Freddy. Is that your mom, Ofelia?
Freddy: What? Where?
*Freddy turns around. Erick proceeds to milk freddy*
Erick: MILKED!
Freddy: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Bryant: LMFAO

by milkmachine March 19, 2011

Milk

Something my dad is still looking for to this day.

David- Where’s your dad?
Johnny- Oh, um... he’s b-buying milk right now
David- Really? My dad is too.
Johnny- Do you want me to get the ice cream?
David- Y-yeah.

by no, luv❤️ April 27, 2020

Milk

A rare quest item that can take up to 15 years or more to get. It is very hard to obtain just because of how long it takes to get to it.

Kid: dad where are you going?
Dad: (staring intensely into the distance) to get some milk.

by Bob dinkledash January 13, 2019

Milk

The product that make dads disappear, until (name disappointment here) have become a successful and productive part of society, something your dad has no sense of.

Your Mother: Babe were out of milk
Your dad: I'll go get some then from the store
20 years later...
You: Wow I cannot believe I have finally got 3 stacks of minecraft diamonds

Your dad in the lobby: *Hands you a bucket of milk for your diamonds*

by Iaddunderscorestofeelspecial__ April 27, 2020