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jess mellohibench 

a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.

some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"

twitter user 2: "someone you follow."

twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"

twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."

twitter user 1: "thanks?"
jess mellohibench by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022
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Danny O'Melborne 

First God made the earth,
then he made the animals,
then he made man

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with the birth of man came it's lust, it's violence and it's vengeance...

Danny isn't a who but more of a void
an emptiness, a darkness in us all...

... Danny is human nature.
Danny O'Melborne
He is the voice that makes you think; How easy would it be to snap its neck ? or
Where is the best place to plant an explosive device for maximum casualties ?
Danny O'Melborne by Genenis822 August 12, 2009