Masturbator

1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

Uncle Fucker, the masturbator from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003

masturbator

The true spelling of one that masturbates.

It's not "masterbater" or "masturbater," it's masturbator. Try spellcheck, pinheads.

by Kevin February 27, 2005

Masturbate

When A person play's with there privates to pleasure there sexual needs

Kiersten : Oh Jake why don't you caress my boobs!
Jake : Do you really want me to stick my hands in your shirt right here at work?
Kiersten : YES!
Jake : Ok!!!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Kiersten : Now Suck Them!!!
Jake : MMMMMM!
Chad : Wow Jake watching you suck Kiersten's beautiful breast makes me wanna Masturbate!
Kiersten : Uh Jake you need to stop there's a perve watching us!

by SlopNChop June 30, 2017

Masturbation

The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential

No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?

That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.

Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.

by jeffro February 25, 2003

masturbate

To play with oneself, usually until orgasm is reached

Man 1: You masturbate that much. It's not even that great

Man 2: Don't hate the bate, it's sex with someone I love

by That man with the thing March 31, 2010

masturbate

All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Vote for the clit commander. and may the clit live on

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

Masturbation

Mass murder of millions of tiny defenseless sperm.

If hitler was into masturbation instead of murder all the millions of deaths would not upset the world.

by Michael............... April 19, 2006