Joleneism

i religeon purely based off of People named Jolene

Hey did you hear im no longer non-religious? I am not a Joleneismist

by Polskyee August 30, 2021

Jolene

Jolene’s are the most sweet, awesome beautiful girls you could ever come across. They sing like angles and are beautiful like them too. Meeting one is like coming across a four leaf clover. If you got one... keep them real tight because you don’t wanna loose em. And Jolene’s are great best friends, awesome sisters, and even more amazing girlfriends. If you have a jolene in your life. Keep them close, they wanna love you. They commonly are best friends with Jaidens

- Jolene’s besfriend❤️

by JAKAKS April 17, 2019

Dirty Jolene

A gorgeous woman with auburn hair, ivory skin, eyes of emerald green with a voice that sounds like a sweet southern rain. The Dirty Jolene has many admirable qualities such as outspoken, kindhearted and very in tune with her sexuality. This tends to be a politician's and a business man's worst weakness, because her beauty is only eclipsed by her intelligence.

Most politicians and businessmen need a Dirty Jolene in their corner to give the impression that they have a formidable sex life while their wives are not as desirable or as sexually in tune or prone to experiment. These men want a Dirty Jolene to handle their Slim Jim of a meat stick because they are so rare, exotic and erotic. In essence they want what they can't have.

by TacoPuss69 April 1, 2020

jolene

god where to start jolene is down to earth and romantic and beautiful not to mension smart,funny. has a great personality and her name is the definition of everything i just said.

guy:hey whats up?

jolene:chicken butt

by jakov smernov November 27, 2012

Jhonen Vasquez

God.

That guy donated 50 billion dollars to charity! He's a step down from Jhonen Vasquez!

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Ven Jone

It means "For Sure" but in a more manly fashion. This term is usually only used on a Man day, in collaboration with Tits, Spit, and Beer.

Lets chop down trees like men, (everyone) Ven Jone!!!!

by Jonathan Windip November 24, 2011

Jhonen Vasquez

Very imaginative and inteligent guy. My idol. Creator of Invader Zim the canceled Nickelodeon show about an incompitant but arogant alien invader. Also creator of the comic book series Johnny the Homicidal maniac, SQUEE series, and I feel sick: a book about a girl (in color) Registered with Slave Labor graphics.
From America
Birthday: september 1st
height:5,2
glasses yes
you could call him a goth but he would kill you!

A "Jhonen Vasquez" comic featured in the Lenore comic issue #7.

by Laura March 28, 2004