Jobless

Someone who is currently unemployed and spends 14+ hours on Twitter each day

The twitter user _mufcjay is jobless and has 74,000 tweets in 6 months

by Ryanmcfc_ July 30, 2021

sloppy joes

Having the runs unexpectedly. Being in danger of sharting oneself.

Bill: How was the caf?
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....

by A.G.T. April 9, 2011

flow-joes

Term for reef-walker slippers; ie the slippers tourist wear with the velcro lashings. They can be the variety of the LA gear style with the lights that flash with movement, or just black.

Gerald "I went on the reef walk and got my flow-joes wet and now they dont flash anymore!"

by abbcccxyyzzz February 5, 2010

jobstacle

A mixture of job and obstacle, which are usually required to be completed before one leaves the house.
Most commonly used jobstacles:
1. Clean your room.
2. Feed the dog.

Zerah: Yaye, another day to gorge on frozen coke, unobstructed by --

Mother: Zar! Clean your room first!
Zerah: Damn jobstacles.

by Kontemptuous July 15, 2009

jobeism

Anything relating to jobe or jobeism

"This is the ultimate jobeism."

by sdrowo February 27, 2023

shop the jobsite

Stealing from a construction jobsite.

I shop the jobsite at least twice a week, and sell at fleamarkets on the weekends.

by Worldhead December 4, 2009

Do Jobs

Another way of saying "Do Work". Taken from a exert of a season C.D of Rob and Big in which they try to find new words and one of the first things they say is Do Jobs.

Rob: Gotta do some kickys and maybe some heelys. and even a SHOVIE
Big Black: DO JOBS SON!
Sound guy: Just read the cue card...

by KaiKaine January 19, 2008