When you send an email before you're ready to send.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009
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Everyone loves a Jacinta since she is hiding a sexy little minx inside her that often comes out when she hits the town (or in bed...)
She is much more experienced then she appears and will drive any young male wild in bed.
Everyone loves a Jacinta since she is hiding a sexy little minx inside her that often comes out when she hits the town (or in bed...)
She is much more experienced then she appears and will drive any young male wild in bed.
Guy A: How was that girl you took home from the club last night?
Guy B: Oh god, she was such a Jacinta, it blew me away - well she did at least! - hoping to ask her on a date cos dude I could go that again, many times!
Guy B: Oh god, she was such a Jacinta, it blew me away - well she did at least! - hoping to ask her on a date cos dude I could go that again, many times!
by 10.22 June 24, 2009
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Jacinto is my best friend, lover, husband, boyfriend and eternal love- in this lifetime and all the rest
by HippiegirllovesJacinto May 28, 2018
Get the Jacinto mug.a Queer Jachnun is done while having the sexy time. right as his dick enter ur booty hole you pull it out and start to slam dicks against each other resulting in a sword fight.
by Jaquaviostavios the 3rd February 20, 2022
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I. State of being "jacked" or "jacked-up". A word used to describe something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.
II. A substitute term to describe something as "fucked-up", malfunctioning, or of extremely poor quality.
See also:
FUBAR
Soup Sandwich
I. State of being "jacked" or "jacked-up". A word used to describe something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.
II. A substitute term to describe something as "fucked-up", malfunctioning, or of extremely poor quality.
See also:
FUBAR
Soup Sandwich
"Look at you sorry-ass recruits, runnin' around lookin' like a soup sandwich! JACKNESS!"
"Did you hear Petty Officer call us a soup sandwich? That's JACKNESS, man."
"He had to do push-ups because he was wearing his JACKNESS boots, instead of the ones he had shined-up."
"Did you hear Petty Officer call us a soup sandwich? That's JACKNESS, man."
"He had to do push-ups because he was wearing his JACKNESS boots, instead of the ones he had shined-up."
by Kitty McSilver March 31, 2007
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She loves to be nerdy. Maybe artisitc? Does well in school. Likes to do her best. Jacenda could be like a Tootsie Pop, Hard on the outside and soft on the inside. She could act short tempered and somtimes moody, even a bit aggresive. But once you get to know her, She's soft and sweet.
Flaws?- Could be a bit too involed and caught up in her activities. Could be dramatic and sometimes tends to over-react.
But she is a sweet beautiful person.
She loves to be nerdy. Maybe artisitc? Does well in school. Likes to do her best. Jacenda could be like a Tootsie Pop, Hard on the outside and soft on the inside. She could act short tempered and somtimes moody, even a bit aggresive. But once you get to know her, She's soft and sweet.
Flaws?- Could be a bit too involed and caught up in her activities. Could be dramatic and sometimes tends to over-react.
But she is a sweet beautiful person.
by Girjit February 4, 2010
Get the Jacenda mug.A New Zealand Politician who redefined that nation's political culture by appearing sooo nice that she wont lower herself to actually answer any questions, but simply tilts her head on one side and smiles with an understanding look spreading the watermelon sugar far and wide. She thereby created a race to be nicer than the other politician Karens, thereby claiming the moral high-ground in all debate.
To do a Jacinda is to utter meaningless platitudes while appearing like you are the better person. A very sophisticated form of passive aggressive behaviour, or how to appear like the ONLY grown up in the room.
To do a Jacinda is to utter meaningless platitudes while appearing like you are the better person. A very sophisticated form of passive aggressive behaviour, or how to appear like the ONLY grown up in the room.
Justin - is it true that Ed Sheeran asked to sing at Jacinda Adern's wedding?
Yes Emmanuel, but she refused because she doesn't deserve Perfect, she's going Ghetto Spread cos of all the poor children of the world getting the Rona.
Just Thinking Out Loud Justin, but none of us woke yesterday, her Main Character Syndrome will want him to beg for it first.
Yes Emmanuel, but she refused because she doesn't deserve Perfect, she's going Ghetto Spread cos of all the poor children of the world getting the Rona.
Just Thinking Out Loud Justin, but none of us woke yesterday, her Main Character Syndrome will want him to beg for it first.
by Louie the Red June 25, 2021
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