hose job 

Metaphorical term for fucking someone, or fucking them over. A metaphor for a metaphor!

My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.

Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.

hose job by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

hose down the horses 

1(One) male engaging in intimate acts with 5(Five), or more, homosexual females in a raging sextuplet of passion.

Bill: "One second guys, I gotta hose down the horses"
Bob: "Score!"
Joe: "w00t"

hose down the horses by frenzical July 7, 2009

hose up

to break something or mess it up

"Peter, don't hose up the sales report this week."

hose up by Just another dude October 31, 2013

Hose whore 

Fire house slut

Fire truck A. Man you see all the hose whores out today To fire truck B.

Hose whore by Blksteel July 22, 2017

hose bag

a common slutty woman who usually hits on guys in bars so she can drink for free.

barkeep get one for me and put the hosebags round on my tab.

hose bag by freedav04 June 12, 2005

hose b

The nickname for someone named jose, because jose sounds like hose a, the nickname becomes hose b.

Friend of jose: YOOOOO!!
jose: hey
friend of jose: what's good hose b?!

hose b by snowhite July 8, 2006

hose queen 

A promiscuous woman.

hose queen by Hosie August 3, 2003