hookwinked

When you're expecting a call, and you pick up a phone and it turns out to be the person you least wanted to talk to.

My wife was supposed to call at 3 p.m., but I got hookwinked when it was my girlfriend instead.

by Hookwinker August 9, 2016

Hoodtwinked

Being fooled by a trap and engaging in intercourse.

Man1: I met this cute girl at a party and brought her home, right? While I'm fucking "her" ass, I reach around and find a cock bigger than mine!
Man2: That trap hoodtwinked you, man. Always confirm desired genitals before sex. Consider this a lesson learned.

by ChoreBoy88 July 29, 2017

hoodwinker

Pulling your car over to the side of the road to pee while pretending to be checking under the hood of your vehicle.
usually done on a highway where there is no rest areas or you just cant "hold it" any longer.

"hey bro pull over, i gotta whiz"
"right here on the interstate in broad daylight?"
"no problem, we'll just pull a hoodwinker"

by topsidejoe August 29, 2009

hoodwinker

a blown out pussy that looks like kenny from southparks hood

that chick has a hoodwinker

by bob barker December 16, 2004

Hoodwinked

When you thought a guy was cut and then he pulls it out and he’s uncircumcised. But... he starts getting hard and the head starts coming out and the tip is just winking at you.

I went home with nick and I got totally hoodwinked. He was uncut and the turtle neck slowly came down and it winked at me.

by Jennathan June 7, 2019

hoodwinks

gay idiot who uses time to look up things in a dictionary. homosexual

a homesexual person who uses time to write things in a dictionary.

by s2 splat February 2, 2004

Hoodwinks

my dad
and team king

Who is that on 59-0? must be hoodwinks

by Repti|e April 25, 2003