Haterware

Any product that may be purchased purely for the reason of being different. I.E. Anything MAC, Adidas (90's), etc.

DA: Dude, you totally need to get a MAC.
SP: Why?
DA: Dude, cause it's a MAC...it only has one button
SP: Shut up, and go back to your haterware.

by tehh0ax May 26, 2008

haterface

1. Someone who is constantly hating.
2. A mode of transportation in which the service is lacking.

1. Tom is a bitch-ass haterface.
2. The M23 Bus is being a haterface.

by L-Dezy October 7, 2008

Haterade

(noun) - a theoretical beverage that, when sipped, causes a person to continually hate on other people's good fortune

Co-worker 1 compliments co-worker 2's blouse. As they are talking about the superior craftsmanship of the blouse, a third co-worker enters the conversation and exposes that the blouse is actually a knock-off version of a very expensive blouse she saw at a high end retailer in LA. Co-worker 1 then replies to co-worker 3 with the following sentence:

"Daaaang, why you been sippin' on the haterade!?"

by Space Case in Yo Face March 5, 2009

Haterbait

Something or someone that attracts a lot of attention, and is the best in it's class. Not necessarily flashy, but highly enviable.

Man #1: "Hey bro, why does everyone try to find something wrong with your new Bently?"
Man #2: It's haterbait dude.

by snowridah November 6, 2009

Haterade

A drink that after it has been drank will make you become a surly person and hate those around you. symptoms of the drink may include: surlyness, hatefulness towards others, becoming a rat, loss of friends, and the new nick name of debbie downer

your in a div b soccer intramural league and you are in the playoffs. you have to play a team that is good so what do you do. drink a bottle of haterade. it makes you a surly mother f%^&er so you decide to rat the other team out for having players from the university team on the intramural team. Hence this is defined as drinking a bottle of haterade

by Cougar Bait 04 December 7, 2006

hateurbate

Similar to hate-fucking, but involves you and your junk only.

Karyn is a self-loather who has to hateurbate in the morning before she showers and goes to work.

by the hateurbater March 1, 2010

hater-base

The opposite of fanbase; a 'base' (group) of haters for a specific person, thing, or idea.

Justin Bieber has such a big hater-base, that you can't go anywhere without someone mentioning his name in anger.

by KLP507 December 6, 2010