Hammertimed

Word used for being wankered/wrecked, referring to the MC Hammer song 'Can't touch this'.

e.g : Oh my god I was hammertimed last night

or

let's get hammertimed.

by pseudonym2009 April 30, 2009

Hammerstorm

1. Heros of newerth charcter
2. the only thing that can go toe-to-toe with Chuck norris

BITCH U GOT HAMMERSTORMED

omg they have chuck norris, well we have hammerstorm

chuck norris can walk though land, but hammerstorm and swim through chuck norris

hammerstorm doesn't get wet the water get HAMMERSTORMED.

by Pathfinderz September 8, 2009

hammertimed

to get absoultley rinsed

im going to get soo hammertimed this weekend.

by kanyevil May 28, 2007

Hammerhocker

a guy that claims to be hetrosexual, but when in a place like the local gyms' shower area watches the other guys/males in the showers more than just showering

did you know that I caught that guy checking me out in the shower, and he is married...What a Hammerhocker.

by #1brat April 18, 2010

Hammertime

To get extremely intoxicated.

Jeff: "Are we getting shitty tonight?"

Carl: "Oh yeah! It's Hammertime!"

by Jeff_IS_Cool March 2, 2009

Hammercock

A revenge tactic in while a male tricks female into stand/holding a bent over doggy-style position. Then proceeds to run full bore towards ramming his hammercock into her vagina/anus thus impaling her and exacting revenge. Can also be applied to oral impaling.

"That hoe cheated on me so I hammercocked her ass!"

"My stupid teacher gave me a bad grade on my test so I hammercocked her mouth."

"Shut up or I'm going to hammercock your mouth!!"

by Gogogosan September 4, 2009

hamartophilia

Love of committing sinful acts

by Jon May 22, 2003