Hache P

How British people say HP (hit points) in gaming. They actually make the H sound at the start.

Commentator 1: "And Charizard hangs on with 1 Hache P."

Commentator 2: "Don't you mean HP?"

Commentator 1: "No, I'm just speaking the King's English, you rascally yank."

by MeaningChronicler April 28, 2024

HACHERX999

A person who randomly shows up after long disappearances just to stir drama, talk trash, and bait reactions — only to vanish again, repeating the cycle like it's a ritual.

"Don’t even bother replying — that HACHERX999 is just here for their monthly ragebait run."

by convivialtiger May 18, 2025

Hachtel

Puking something you don’t remember eating.

Oh my goodness what is that? Dude, are you ok? We didn’t even eat corn this week. There’s a “Hachtel” in your puke dude!

by Musterian July 3, 2025

hochelaga hobo bag

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she shits all over your bed, so you make a bundle with your shit-covered sheets to throw them in the street

Bro, that girl shit all over my bed like a damn pig . I had no choice but to make a Hochelaga hobo bag

by Pornhub aja August 16, 2025