monkey glands

1. Testicles
2. The qualities usually associated with masculinity or "balls": courage, toughness, agressiveness, etc.
1. If my biatch catched me out huntin' pussy with you foos she cut off my monkey glands.

2. Dude, grow some monkey glands! My little sister would drop in on this ramp.
by 6079 Smith W March 24, 2005
mugGet the monkey glandsmug.

niggie gland

Niggie gland are the little black person living in the back of a humans brain telling you to take the dollas.
My niggie gland are talking give me all your money
by ThatPersonYouLove April 2, 2014
mugGet the niggie glandmug.

uropygial gland

Hey Bob do you have a uropygial gland ?

Yes cal that’s my bird clitoris
by Madame Mothh March 3, 2023
mugGet the uropygial glandmug.

The Gland Tour

Yo I'm gonna give her the Gland Tour tonight
by AdolfGinger December 12, 2020
mugGet the The Gland Tourmug.

nerd gland

The gland of a human that stores all information that is considered nerdy.
"The great Cataclysm may be at an end, but the power of the dragon aspects will always live with you here *points towards the nerd gland*"
by looktokid November 6, 2012
mugGet the nerd glandmug.

Gimp Gland

An unknown part of the human body which triggers involuntary smilling or giggling through external positive stimulus such as happy scenes in tv shows or movies.
Look at you smiling away like a idiot; is this show tugging on your fucking gimp gland.

I really love this show it gets my gimp gland going.
by Paulipicus Johnston February 11, 2018
mugGet the Gimp Glandmug.

Titular glands

Tits - generally use in a context where “Titular glands” covers up the directness of “tits.” Maybe make a school teacher google titular glands?
“Sir, can we learn about titular glands?”
“What are titular glands”
Google it, it’s hard to explain which is why I want to learn about it”
by s.ausage April 2, 2020
mugGet the Titular glandsmug.

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