Fosters

An Australian beer that is brewed in Australia but drank in England.

No self respecting Australian would touch the stuff.

We export Fosters, we do NOT intake it. *shudder*

by Woohzal March 11, 2008

Uncle Fester

An unflushed dump left in the toilet.

Jimmy left an uncle fester in the mens room.

by Todd Hamilton November 30, 2004

fosters

A beer that is apparently popular in Australian culture according to The Simpsons or any other ill-refernced material.

(watching Simpson episode entitled 'Bart Vs. Australia')
Dave: "dude, wat the fuck is Fosters?"
Ed: "some piss-water at the bottom of the fridge stack at the bottleo"
Dave: "Never heard of it"

by gowie November 14, 2007

festery

To fester, or be very extra gross.

Ew, that was festery!

by Kat June 26, 2004

Filthy Uncle Fester

Combo Backfire Blumpkin and Dirty Sanchez.

Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.

by Gapingredgroovie January 3, 2009

fosters

AKA skippys piss.Cheep lager that is a triumph of marketing over taste like so many;eg stella(worse than),carling(better than)heineken(same page)

fosters ? what else have you got?

by toymi69 May 30, 2008

Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."

"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"

by Jason L. March 2, 2005