donkey rule

The donkey rule states that if you ask five people something and they all give you the same answer, you know the statement is true.

I asked five people if fast food is bad for you using the donkey rule and everyone said absolutely!

by PWS27 April 25, 2017

Donkey Gravy Room

A room or specified place in which a rambunctious or mischievous child is sent until his/her behavior is considered acceptable.

"I had to put all dees chillrun up in that Donkey Gravy Room 'til they get straight."

"Hey, honey. How are the kids doing?"
"Awful. They've been in the Donkey Gravy Room all morning."

by SouthernLiterature May 21, 2016

Donkey Years

When a person hasn't seen or done something after a large amount of time has passed.

Holden hasn't seen his estranged father in donkey years.

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

Donkey Slop

When you dip your penis in a tub of Guy Fieri's Donkey Sauce, and then proceed to rub your now sauce covered penis across someone else's face.

Yeah brother, I totally brought out the donkey sauce yesterday and gave her the donkey slop. She loved it.

by Mr. Slop June 7, 2019

Redinky-donkey

When something is beyond ridiculous, and ridonkulous will still not do it justice, it can be described as ridinky-donkey

"oh sheesh! That guy's nose is ridinky-donkey"

"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?

by StupidPeanut April 20, 2010

sicilian donkey mashed potato special

A sex position where a woman is doing a handstand and a man is doing a backflip whilst continuously thrusting his hips forward. This position was discovered by author Sam_le_fou.

Peter: Last night, Mr Trash watched me fucking a stripper in the sicilian donkey mashed potato special position.

by Lady McNugget May 2, 2019

sucks donkey dick

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."

This movie sucks donkey dick.

by TomD1969 January 12, 2011