dorkvomit

like a dork, a dweeb, a dumbass. Someone who doesn't have the mental facility to know when to come in out of the rain.

You are such a dorkvomit Steve! Why did stuff a pencil up your nose?

by korenlei August 7, 2008

dickomatic

Term for any fuck machine with attachable dildo used for female or homosexual masturbation.

Stacy really loves her multi-speed dickomatic. She even bought the 10 inch super pound-her dildo attachment.

by BDR1968 July 23, 2009

dicklimit

The amount of a dick that a woman can take. The limit may be in length or girth. Anal dick limit usually is in the girth.

She told me that I exceeded her dicklimit for anal.

by sleipnir October 17, 2012

dickvoice

An annoying yank

Here comes that bloke from America you can here the cunt a mile away " hey dickvoice shut the fuck up " you sound like a cock

by Sarasacunt February 8, 2017

Dickvocate

Being an advocate of someone that is or is being a dick.

Dude, stop playing Devils dickvocate.

by Ragoldh June 16, 2017

DICKometer

A device that is attachable to vaginas, and measure the amount of dick that the vagina gets. The measurement is in d/m (Dicks per minute). It is a very useful device and can be used for many purposes such as:
a. It helps keep track of how big a slut you truly are
b. Gurls can have dick offs/competition where there will be an objective judge
c. Proving your fat friend Janet, who claims she gets loads of D, is a fucking virgin

Just attached a DICKometer to my pussy, gotta get fuckin

by Aguerokingdom76 July 14, 2018

Dickdometer

Someone that’s being an abnormal dick to a small child

Billy why are you being a dickdometer to the pre-k students

by Massive migration April 1, 2024