dorkvomit 

like a dork, a dweeb, a dumbass. Someone who doesn't have the mental facility to know when to come in out of the rain.

You are such a dorkvomit Steve! Why did stuff a pencil up your nose?

dorkvomit by korenlei August 7, 2008

dickvomit 

When someone giving a blowjob gags so hard that they vomit.

I got so big, and she started gagging, next thing I knew she started to dickvomit. vomitdick jerkburp

dickvomit by dirty picasso June 2, 2012

dorkamite 

a stupid child

Martine is a dorkamite

dorkamite by Martine March 22, 2003