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Devil's dickvocate 

A person who genuinely holds and argues objectionable opinions, usually on the internet, until the point where the thread doesn't go the way they expected; at which point they try to deflect the justified heat by claiming to be a 'devil's advocate'. A constant source of irritation to people who spent the energy arguing with them.
"Did that guy really just equate jokes about Easter to jokes about Muslims being terrorists?"
"Yep, but once he gets flamed he's gonna say he was only trying to start a debate; typical devil's dickvocate"

"You want a vegan option? What if I demanded a steak option in a vegan restaurant?"
"Stop being a devil's dickvocate Miles"

Dickorate 

Any sort of decoration on a dick. Similar to the famous "Vagazzle", this would be the same on male parts.
When my girlfriend came over for the holidays, rather than bore her with decorating the house, and the tree, I had her dickorate me.
Dickorate by St0nyW33d October 6, 2010

Dicklocated 

When a mans penis gets moved around into uncomfortable areas, i.e. in their briefs or sleeping nude.
Me: Owch! Im Dicklocated Bro
Mate: Guts Bro, Fix It!
Dicklocated by DrDick February 13, 2013

Dickorate 

To decorate using phalluses or phallic patterns
My friend had passed out on the couch so i decided to dickorate his face
Dickorate by Truci March 1, 2011

dickorate 

The act of placing dicks (also known as penis') virtually everywhere. The dicks can be real or faux, and can be anywhere, as long as they're everywhere.
-Tim drew a picture of a fat person.
-Brandon stole the picture and dickorated it.
dickorate by Still Not Goyle February 5, 2009

Dickorate 

To decorate a person, place, or thing with various dick paraphernalia or drawings.
Chad's passed out, lets dickorate his face, bro!
Dickorate by Joey, The Dickorator December 18, 2015
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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