Dickvocate

Being an advocate of someone that is or is being a dick.

Dude, stop playing Devils dickvocate.

by Ragoldh June 16, 2017

Devil's dickvocate

A person who genuinely holds and argues objectionable opinions, usually on the internet, until the point where the thread doesn't go the way they expected; at which point they try to deflect the justified heat by claiming to be a 'devil's advocate'. A constant source of irritation to people who spent the energy arguing with them.

"Did that guy really just equate jokes about Easter to jokes about Muslims being terrorists?"
"Yep, but once he gets flamed he's gonna say he was only trying to start a debate; typical devil's dickvocate"

"You want a vegan option? What if I demanded a steak option in a vegan restaurant?"
"Stop being a devil's dickvocate Miles"

by Bi-election April 4, 2021

Dickorate

Any sort of decoration on a dick. Similar to the famous "Vagazzle", this would be the same on male parts.

When my girlfriend came over for the holidays, rather than bore her with decorating the house, and the tree, I had her dickorate me.

by St0nyW33d October 6, 2010

Dicklocated

When a mans penis gets moved around into uncomfortable areas, i.e. in their briefs or sleeping nude.

Me: Owch! Im Dicklocated Bro
Mate: Guts Bro, Fix It!

by DrDick February 13, 2013

Dickorate

To decorate using phalluses or phallic patterns

My friend had passed out on the couch so i decided to dickorate his face

by Truci March 1, 2011

dickorate

The act of placing dicks (also known as penis') virtually everywhere. The dicks can be real or faux, and can be anywhere, as long as they're everywhere.

-Tim drew a picture of a fat person.
-Brandon stole the picture and dickorated it.

by Still Not Goyle February 5, 2009

Dickorate

To decorate a person, place, or thing with various dick paraphernalia or drawings.

Chad's passed out, lets dickorate his face, bro!

by Joey, The Dickorator December 18, 2015