dicktickler

One who feebily plays with his/her or someone elses dick and creates violent noises. Can also be worded as cocktickler or penis tickler.

Randy, having sex with a Dicktickler is completely inappropriate for your age.

by chris SALDARRIAGA October 1, 2007

Dickriding Buttjockey

A guy who likes the cock. See: homosexual

Elton John is an openly dickriding buttjockey.

by not found [Error 404] January 4, 2009

Dickritos

When a white guy has a big bag of Doritos and a mexican attempts to take some and the white guy proceeds to put the bag in his pants and continues eating them from his pants so the mexican can't and won't get them.

Brown Man: Gimmie some Doritos CJ
Cracker Jack: BITCH HANDS THE FUCK OFF OF MY DICKRITOS

by Spornge Berb May 30, 2018

Dickticious

V: The act of lying about ones penile size.

Dan: Bro, my schlong is like 19"

Ron: You are definitely being dickticious right now.

Dan: *cries*

by Mattian Wurdz, Ph.D November 28, 2009

dicketician

Dick Doctor

My dick is not feeling well, I better go see a dicketician

by badimag April 1, 2015

Dickitis

Wishfully thinking you have a dick

Todd got his dick chopped off by a rapist but he still suffered from dickitis.

by The Sniffler January 14, 2018

dicktitious

When a guy’s penis is smaller than he says it is, his statements are dicktitious (like fictitious)

He said it was a solid 8, but he was being totally dicktitious

by lilpedro43 April 29, 2019