Dabbageddon

When the final last dab is dabbed and the multiverse explodes from grief. No nuclear bunker, no spaceship, no teleporter, and no alternate dimension can save you from this multiverse ending event. You can only dab and hope everyone else does their part. In the event that this event is activated, there is 1 hour until the explosion. However, if you can some how manage to get everyone in the multiverse, unborn babies, animals, and single celled organisms alike to dab the countdown will stop. But let's not let it no get to that point...

HOLY GUACAMOLY I STOP DABBING FOR ONE SECOND AND THE DABBAGEDDON ACTIVATED!! WHAT WILL WE DO!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! FRICK!!!!

by TheSwagUnicorn January 24, 2019

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Sir Dibbledord

a british detective personality that comes to life after smoking far too much marijuana

Sir Dibbledord searches the refrigerator for clues after smoking a big fatty.

by jennaficktion May 1, 2009

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Beer Dibbling

One who has been drinking too much beer.

Comes from Mars Hill, North Carolina.
Northern Irish in origin ?

He's been beer dibbling.
Y'all going beer dibbling tonight?

Don't pronounce the g.

Beer Dibblin' etc

by ingle1 June 24, 2010

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Earl Dibbles

When you leak a little bit of pee on the front of your pants.

Dagum! I done shook it 3 dagum times and I still done got some Earl Dibbles on muh britches!

by Puntilla June 1, 2018

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first dibbs

An informal term meaning first right of refusal within a given context. The right of first and exclusive access to some entity, opportunity or reward which is attainable by two or more individuals but is informally claimed or granted to one as a right - usually based on some pretext. The implication is that if the one with 'first dibbs' declines the opportunity, that subsequent individuals with second or third dibbs then inherit that right in turn.

Johnny Howard: I've got first dibbs on that meat pie because I haven't eaten for seven months.
Kimbo Beastly: You're an idiot and a bullshit artist.
Johnny Howard: That may be very well my dear fat friend but I take it dry from the big George W so I can have first dibbs on any meat pie I want... ahem, if it pleases the house.

by future boy April 16, 2006

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diba

a tall, skinny and seductive woman with a vivacious prowl. any man would want to be in her pantalones; SHES SO BANGABLE! i mean, DAYMM GURL YOU SO FIINE! but boys, dont mess with her, cause that diba's ninja-speed bitching reflexes might get to youu. YA HEARR?!! so in short, all diba's are sexy, and be careful what you wish for cause you just might get itttt ;)

boy 1: check out thatt diba!!
boy 2: DIBSSS!! FIVES!! TENS!! SHES ALL MINE!
boy 1: NO!! YOU BLASPHEMUS JERKK!! SHE WANTS TO BE IN MY PANTS!!
boy 2: MHM. we'll see about that...

(guys rush over to her, and bitch-fight to get their wayy. diba just flips her hair, breaks their hearts and walks away; leaving both boys on the ground FOR MORE)

by dibs lovaa. December 21, 2008

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