Crumple face

Similar to a butter face, this is a person who, when in the process of sexual intercourse, you use your hand and proceed to squeeze their facial features together in a "crumpled" fashion, so as not to see their unattractive visage during the experience.

-I would probably have sex with her, but she is definitely a crumple face for sure.

-Tori Spelling

by Davein February 2, 2009

creople

creepy people, founded 2007, trademark owned by Creople LLC. Website www.creople.com

Creople...You fu%kin twit, you wrote a bad review of my business and you are the one that sucks, so kiss my ass!

by BackAtcha4 October 13, 2011

Crumpled

Another word for being high and on the giggles.

Sunny: That's some good stuff man, I feel licked (wavey)
Rich: I took a drag too much, I feel crumpled! (Hahaha)

by Sunny1989 March 14, 2018

Crumple Foreskin

When your meat whistle is too large for the glory hole, it happens. booya!

Hey Crumple Foreskin has your daughter wove me a nice foreskin made of gold or did she carry on the family name & Crumple me Foreskin?

by Ball splat November 8, 2019

rumple crimple toes

A person with athletes foot

Ewwwww, the person has rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

crimpled

An adjective used to describe a car that has been damaged, whether it be simply dented or smashed beyond repair.

An old woman backed into my car yesterday and now my shit is crimpled!

by Brosti August 6, 2005

crumplesack

An individual who performs less than satisfactorily to the chagrin and sometimes amusement of his or her associates, crew, or squadron.

The preflight crew forgot to leave water bottles on the jet for us? What a bunch of crumplesacks!

by Commander Crumplestiltskin February 25, 2017