Definitions by Brosti

crumpler 

n. (krum-pler)

A very sweet, sexy move that the ladies are sure to enjoy. Simply put: the ring and pinkie fingers in the butt hole, the index finger in the vagina. Its way more pleasurable than the shocker (so I've heard) because it leaves your index finger free to flex and gives some serious backdoor penetration at the same time.

"I hit that girl with the crumpler last night and she loved it!"

crumpler by Brosti December 28, 2005

crumpled 

Getting the crumpler, a.k.a ring and pinkie fingers in the butthole and index finger in the vagina.

That girl got crumpled the other night by my buddy.

crumpled by Brosti December 24, 2005

enjoy 

To consume large quantities of alcohol.

"There's a huge party tonight. Will you be enjoying?"
"Oh yes. I am going to get wasted!"

enjoy by Brosti August 6, 2005

crimpled 

An adjective used to describe a car that has been damaged, whether it be simply dented or smashed beyond repair.

An old woman backed into my car yesterday and now my shit is crimpled!

crimpled by Brosti August 6, 2005

crimple 

verb--To dent or smash a car.
noun--any dent or visible impact made on a car.

1) A tree fell in the storm last night and crimpled my car!

2) Man, I just bought the car and it already has a crimple in the door!

crimple by Brosti August 6, 2005

heef 

To smoke marijuana in any way shape or form.

Let's go buy a blunt at the gas station and heef some of this tree I just picked up.

heef by Brosti August 6, 2005