collateral defriending

When the ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend of a friend defriends you after they break up.

- So and so defriended me on Facebook. What did I do wrong? I know they broke up and we weren't really friends, but still, collateral defriending hurts.

by TOHITF May 6, 2011

collateral damage

Ejaculating on a spectator who was not part of the sexual act.

Becky was collateral damage, but if she'd been participating at least it would've only been friendly fire.

by Rome House May 8, 2012

collateral whiz

The 5% of a man's whiz missing the toilet, sprinkling over the toilet seat.

While 95% of Chad's whiz may have found its mark, I'm worried about the other 5%, the collateral whiz.

by Smart Illiterate August 7, 2011

collateral beauty

It's the beauty on the inside , now how you look but how you act and feel - basically your personality

"That girls collateral beauty radiates"

"I agree"

by Heather2244 December 31, 2016

Collateral Damage

Refers to getting two kills with one shot on C.O.D. i.e. you aim at a guy with a sniper rifle and shoot, not knowing there is another person behind him. The bullet goes through the first guy and kills the second guy thereby giving you two kills with your one shot.

Guy 1: "Wait....how did we BOTH die?"

Guy 2: "The guy who shot me must've gotten collateral damage on you."

by TranscendentLion January 19, 2011

collateral procrastination

When you end up unwillingly procrastinating due to other peoples' activities on social media sites like Facebook and waste a lot of time doing something you didn't really want to do/think about doing.

He spent far too long in collateral procrastination while going through the 50 notifications received about comments made on photos taken a while ago.

by ANZ787900 September 8, 2011

Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.

Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.

by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017