Cretin trolls

The idiots who define people's names on Urban Dictionary. Despite the fact that it clearly states you shouldn't define people's names, the submissions page is filled with many from these people. Usually the same people who can "hack" Wikipedia by hitting the edit button. Usually high school aged children in elementary school.

Urban Dictionary needs a filter for Cretin trolls.

by Tyler Menezes November 10, 2007

Clete

An "old soul". Always someone you can depend on, and as honest as they come. Also "Cletes" are some of the luckiest humans on earth, they should play the lottery, go to vegas, or enter as many drawings as possible because they always win.

"That bastard is the luckiest guy on earth winnning the lottery, he had to asked clete to give him the winning numbers, cheating bastard"

by rojo_the_red_head June 2, 2017

claret

1. a type of red wine
2. also used to describe any thing with a dark red color such as blood

1. a nice claret would go with this
2. that wanker's claret got on me trousers

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

quik-crete creme pie

The act of filling a perferated condom with fast setting concrete and then taking said condom and inserting into a woman's vagina creating a Berlin wall effect preventing vaginal intercourse thusforth.

"I never wanted to communicate my love rectally but in her most recent relationship she received a quik-crete creme pie."

by barry n mcpeter January 24, 2014

cretage

An individual who is highly tweaked from consuming a certain substance. This word can also often be declared after a lung shattering dab has been taken.

Amfon: “holy fuck Bradley, that was a fat dab!”

Bradley: “yeh. Cretage bro.”

by Skooba123 November 27, 2020

Clertiary

The satisfying chill or stimulation one feels whilst drifting through a dark abyss at night.

I felt so clertiary last night when me and OJ were driving through the woods in his Ford Bronco.

by The Yosiation August 17, 2021

cretin

Severe mental retardation caused by a major deficiency in the thyroid gland.

A rather entertaining insult used by intelligent people to describe people who won't get the meaning of the insult even after a second or third explanation.

Intellectual: "You're rather cretainous, aren't you?"
Cretin: "HUR?"

by J-FizzleNizzle December 16, 2008