Clairaudience

The ability to hear voices & sounds super-normally- spirited voices alleging to be those of dead people giving advice or warnings.

From birth brittany could hear the faint voices of the dead thanks to her clairaudience ability.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Clain't

The fake clit created by the Dr. Frankenstein butchers who perform "bottom-surgery" on MTF TIMS or transwomen. Usually necrotizes and falls off within a few weeks. Of course not even a gynecologist could possibly distinguish the clain't from the real thing--provided they are blind, deaf, have no sense of smell, and never get within six feet of the thing. Jessica Yaniv lost his in record time.

Jessica: "Oh my god, I can't find my clain't. I must have knocked it off fapping furiously whilst stuck in the bathtub!"
Fire department: "Do not ever call us again."

by Louis XXV November 23, 2021

Claire Kim

The easiest way to lose a Boner, a dick sucking bitch. HOOOOOE!!!

Wow, we’re did my boner go? Oh it’s Claire Kim.

by Penissucker192 November 18, 2019

claire drake

claire drake is the skinniest legend, sunburn queen, stranger things loving, basketball pro, accent queen, heyyyt❤️, wisconsin born, moss ball owner, badminton player, jahluver, energy drew girl.

Venmo Claire Drake

by csimp June 16, 2020

Eau Claire Stare

A phenomenon unique to the University of Wisconsin Eau Claire in which other students will make continuous eye contact with other students as they pass each other. The Stare is often awkward, creepy, and sometimes considered rude.

I walked by that Bro and he shot me the Eau Claire Stare. Let's go to The Pickle later and kick his ass!

by Asian Palace of Rice Picking October 28, 2010

claire holt

Pretty, blone actress known for playing as Rebekah in the CW series 'The Vampire Diaries', also used to star in H20.

Me: that chick looks familiar...

friend: she used to be in H2o...

Me: ohh she does the vampire diaries now she plays Rebekah

friend: omg! her names claire holt.

by Pixiiie_xo October 4, 2013

calipari

verb: to abruptly leave someone or something, to fuck over

Wife: "You've been acting different lately, is something wrong?"

Husband: "Don't worry honey, everything is fine. I would never calipari you."

Customer: "Dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab."

Bartender: "Yeah, i just got caliparied."

by veca901 April 2, 2009