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claikens 

A rare and endangered species that sings big notes, has crazy cool hair, and likes John D.

Tha claikens is also know as a clay aiken
1. Hey! Did you see the claikens riding it's bike outside? You must have he was being chased by a mob of lonely middle-aged women

2. The claikens is teh sex!
claikens by sassynoodlehead January 27, 2005
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claikens 

One whom is homosexual similar to Clay Aiken.
"Damn those claikens sure do love taking it in the ass."
claikens by KingSweeney352 March 15, 2010
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claikens 

a nickname for clay aiken created by justina and victoria (awesome people you probally dont know)

usually used in a sympathetic way
"oh poor claikens everyone thinks hes gay


oh well where are jesse's donuts"
claikens by justina February 5, 2005
Claiken Is Short for Clay Aiken; being absurd; annoying or ridiculous person; a judgmental person; someone who makes no sense.
Claiken is someone who acts in an overwhelming manner and may disturbing to others.

When i accidentally dropped butter on her kitchen floor,Kelly got really mad and started clAikenabout it. verb

Stewart ran around at work all night complaining about the littlest things. He is so Clay Aiken. adjective
Claiken by Claiken or Clay Aiken January 20, 2016
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