cigarette 

Tobacco rolled in a paper usually w/ a filter and smoked. Marlboro's are good and most of the rest aint that good. i only smoke 1-2 a day, at max 4. i do it socially, when im cold or bored. this way isnt that harmful but when u smoke a pack a day thass bad.
If someone smokes it might not be b/c there trying to be "cool" like everyone says, like me and my friends smoke socially b/c were bored,theres nothing else to do.

I like Marlboro Reds or lights, but ultra lights feel like ur not even smokin. oh ya and i gotta use the word i defined so here it is: cigarette

cigarette by Ranger Rimjob April 10, 2006

cigarette 

A highly addictive drug weak-minded people smoke as an excuse for their shitty "stressful" lives. Most smokers started up because of peer pressure, since they can't be their own person they have to follow their (supposed) friends' trend and kill themselves, just to fit in.

Many smokers claim "this is my last pack, I'm quitting tomorrow" when in reality, they dont have the willpower and probibly will never quit.

If the smoker goes without one for a few days, they turn into a violent, nasty, spiteful, depressive moaning cunt until they get their daily fix, how very attractive for the oposite sex.

One of the biggest money-grabbing schemes the Government has come up with, by taxing cigarettes so much, not only do they take your hard earned cash, it also fuels their corrupt regimes and funds "the war on terror".

Smokers convince themselves they're in the right, and somehow higher and mightier than non-smokers, because they "dont give a shit" despite their massive money defeceit, smelly clothes, bad breath and ill health. Well, just keep convincing yourselves guys.

Modern cigarettes are packed with chemicals to make the tobacco burn quicker and more addictive so the user will spark up another one straight after, since after 3 drags or so its gone. Now tell me, would you settle for watered-down, low alchoholic beer? I didnt think so either.

The fortunate few who see the error of their ways and quit wondered why they bothered at all, as the negatives easily outweigh the positives. Good for you, you've seen the light.

hahahaha you're going to die of cancer, how I laugh, as you spend all your money on cigarettes.

cigarette by mr spanky September 10, 2008

Cigarette 

A Highly toxic, extremely addictive yellowy brown plant material rolled up in rice paper, Can (more often than not) or Cannot be Filtered, Smoking cuts 15-20 years off your life and smokers have more rates of infectious diseases than us non-smokers

smoking cigarettes kill people, they taste like shit, smell like shit and put nonsmokers from going into bars as we come out of the pubs smelling like a truckload of shit has been dumped on us.

Cigarette by brother_number_one July 27, 2003

Cigarette 

Shit made smoke-able. I dont know why someone would smoke a second cigarette after smoking their first one. It tastes like shit in your mouth, makes you cough (1st time), dosent get you high. So why would someone in their right mind keep smoking until they get addicted, and screw themselves over. It dosent make sense to me..

Person- Hey man wanna smoke a cigarette?
Me- Sure, why not.
*toke, cough, cough, cough*

Me- Wow, that sucked ass, im never doing that again.

Cigarette by intelligentintellectual January 21, 2008

Cigarette 

1)Cancer sticks
2) The cause of yellow skin, bad breath, and the smell of tobacco on one's clothes
3)Fuckheads can usually be found at one end.

Let's use cigarettes to get fucked up! Wheee!

Cigarette by Garth Algarth December 24, 2003

cigarette 

Amount of time taken to smoke a cigarette. One of the non-SI units of time. While still popular within smokers, it has drastically dropped in popularity due to non-smokers and their campaigns. The alternative school of thought proposes it be used as a unit of distance.

"Are you sure the eggs aren't overboiled?" said Anon. "Don't worry bro, it's still got half a cigarette left," said Chad, pointing at his half smoked fag.

cigarette by HugoCasalgado March 10, 2020

Cigarette 

Something that hurts your lungs

Guy 1: You know smoking yeets away 10 years of your life right?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: Then why are you smoking?
Guy 2: Because I want to light a cigarette.

Cigarette by the random. September 14, 2021