carbonated poop water

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke

Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."

by viitxrr May 29, 2020

Well That’s Carbondale

Well That’s Carbondale is an entertainment and media brand based on college culture, nightlife, news and entertainment in Carbondale, Illinois - the home of SIU (Southern Illinois University) #wellthatscdale

Y’all seen that post on Well That’s Carbondale? That’s crazy!

by Illinois Dude January 15, 2023

Carlon

Hot in Many ways .
A personality that Turns You Up.
Cute ass Smile .
DOPE AF .😍

I'd Date Ya One day .
-ya'll Carlon Out there

by Rayiana671 October 26, 2015

Johnny Carson

The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.

He hosted the Tonight Show for 30 years.

by jesster79 January 25, 2005

carbon copy

A now passe, nearly prehistoric term for a clone or exact copy.

She is a carbon copy of her mother, down to every detail!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 23, 2019

Jory Caron

The very handsome, funny, & quick witted host of the following shows:

"Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This"

"Jory Caron Opens Mail and Shit"

"GTFO My Deck"

Loves to laugh, pretty much at everything Zachary Little says (and seriously you can't blame him).

Loves chocolate, but not white chocolate, that shit is nasty.

Is not a fan of Licorice.

Loves getting Candy in the mail. Especially candy he's never tried.

Lives in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

Makes videos on You Tube to appease his huge fan base.

Jory Caron is one sexy mother fucker!

I wish Jory Caron would respond to my tweet but he has over 9400 follows.

Jessica:OMFG Angel!! Jory Caron Friended me on FaceBook!!
Angel: OMG OMG OMG! you're SO LUCKY it sucks the FaceBook cap is 5000! Im so jealous!!

I love it when Jory Caron throws something in the microwave and then high tails it behind the tin foil shield.

by janetlc69 January 1, 2012

Carbon Dating

When you cannot find a partner and end up wining and dining a piece of coal. You feel let down after the date never went as well as you had hoped due to one way conversation! Perhaps next time I will join in!

Im so lonely I have started carbon dating

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020