Carlon is a one in a million, you can try and find someone like them but it’ll never be the same. They are super caring but supernonchalant at the same time. They are super attractive, not just physically but mentally too.
the magical maestro who can turn a class into a productivity powerhouse while barely lifting a finger. With a mere whisper of suggestion, they transform even the most reluctant comrades into willing work warriors, all without breaking a sweat. A true wizard of delegation, they orchestrate tasks like a symphony, leaving everyone else wondering, 'How did I end up volunteering for this?' It's a feat of influence that would make even the most seasoned salesperson envious – they're the commander of camaraderie, the guru of getting things done, the ultimate master of motivational maneuvers!" Also eats every cheese IT they can locate.
Bob's reputation as a true 'carlon' is legendary in our classroom. It's like he's armed with a magical scepter that compels everyone to do his bidding, whether it's tackling assignments, organizing projects, or even bringing snacks. He's the grand conductor of productive chaos, leaving us all scratching our heads wondering how he managed to convince us to create a PowerPoint presentation on the history of potato chips. Bob, you magnificent 'carlon,' you've harnessed the dark arts of delegation with a charisma that's almost alarming. The mastermind of motivation, the lord of laziness evasion – all hail the one who effortlessly transforms us into his very own team of unwitting work minions!"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*