by sksksksskskskskskssksks June 13, 2019
A show that involves a 4-year old boy who is so spoiled, bratty, and just plain annoying. Caillou is the biggest crybaby in the world. He throws temper tantrums constantly, which is annoying. His favorite things to do are... torturing his cat Gilbert, being an asshole to his little sister Rosie, and screaming at his parents. Caillou also has two moms. One is believed to be a transgender, but he (or she) just likes to be a manly lesbo to his bastard son and cute adopted daughter. The most famous urban legend about Caillou, states that he is bald, because he has cancer. However, that is not true. Caillou is bald, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks. Even his own body recognizes that he doesn't deserve hair, food, or love.
If your children were to watch an episode or two of Caillou, you'd have to think twice about ever reproducing
by JellyBean600 July 19, 2018
F*** you, Caillou.
by electric helicopters February 13, 2018
James: who’s a cringe ass bald bitch fucker?
Karen: caillou of course, now stfu and sign the divorce sheets
Karen: caillou of course, now stfu and sign the divorce sheets
by Wet garlic bread August 21, 2019
A show about a bitchy kid that whenever he doesn't get what he wants he starts crying and that fucking annoying. And if you didn't notice he looks like a dinosaur
by Caillou the dinosaur June 11, 2018
A needy little douche who has never heard the term sharing or caring. His pass times included: abusing his helpless cat, being an asshole to his sister rosey, and screaming at his poor old parents. He is the apidimi of poorly behaved children everywhere. He is truly the spawn of Satan himself. Yet somehow this abusive devil has his own show, FOR CHILDREN!!!
Person A: Have you seen Caillou anywhere?
Person B: Oh that little fuck face just left town, the police are on his ass.
Person A: Thank God! You know , he once threw a brick at his Grandmas head! He's truly a bad some bitch.
Person B: Oh that little fuck face just left town, the police are on his ass.
Person A: Thank God! You know , he once threw a brick at his Grandmas head! He's truly a bad some bitch.
by Hulkthegiantpitbull December 27, 2017
Caillou's Dad: Oh shit caillou i just realized we are going to the circus tomarrow not today
Caillou: WAAA WAAA NO I WANNA GO TODAY MOTHER FUCKER
Caillou: WAAA WAAA NO I WANNA GO TODAY MOTHER FUCKER
by Fat Naruto October 21, 2019