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Caillou

An obnoxious little shit that was born by a alcoholic father who would eat dog shit that he found on the freeway. Due to his existence, Caillou despises his father and wants him dead but can’t because he is too fucking poor to afford weapons, and also is to lazy to make his own. However Caillou thankfully died on september 20 1863 from having both cancer and a stroke at the same time. Caillous dad was angry because he wanted to kill caillou himself by shoving a stick up his butt.

Caillou: I hate my dad!

Caillous mom: U shouldn’t hate your father!

Caillou: Fuck u mom, bite my left ballsack hair!

Caillous mom: (cries and dies)

Caillou: Now that i got my mom out of the way, my dads next! (dies of stroke after)

by JAWSeph July 31, 2019