Buzzer Beater

The act of having to take a massive dump/diarrea, and getting to the toilet only seconds before you could not control it any longer.

Luckily that last stall was open for him, because he just barely got that buzzer beater crap in the bowl.

by DLE101 February 20, 2010

Bunzer'ed

Video game terminology for when you attack an enemy first and yet you still die / get defeated.

You're playing a FPS game and sneaking upon an unsuspecting person. You aim in, fire, they turn around and shoot you back, only YOU die.

YOU WERE BUNZER'ED

YOU: "WHAT!? I SHOT YOU FIRST AND YOU STILL KILLED ME"
FRIEND: "NOOB YOU GOT BUNZER'ED!"

by Transparent_Funstick April 30, 2011

Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018

burzek

The joined name of Adam Ruzek (played by Patrick Fleuger) and Kim Burgess (played by Marina Squerciati) in NBC’s Chicago PD and also famous ship on the show.

Atwater: hey Burzek can you come here for a sec?
Ruzek: why’d he just use our ship name?
Burgess: I don’t know 🤷 ♀️

by Onechicago4eva January 21, 2021

brizey ayton

world famous singer
loves having a little sing song
gets a bit silly sometimes
goat ghostie
smells yummy
crazy wild!
#1 chicken crimpy fan
cannot for the life of her stop saying “CUTE” (it’s an addiction)
27/10

“Hey, is that Brizey Ayton?”
“Oh yeah, she’s hitting a mad ghostie rn.”

by mamamamamamamamamamamamamama July 26, 2023

The Neil Buie

anytime you think it necessary to defecate on a womans face and then proceed to make out with said woman

I gave my wife The Neil Buie and came down with every disease know to man kind.

by lil J styles November 30, 2011

Bizenghast

Manga distributed by Tokyopop. It's about a young girl named Dinah who suffers from some sort of mental illness. She is orphaned and living with her aunt in the town of Bizenghast. Her only friend appears to be a boy named Vincent who lives on his own. The tow find a hidden mausoleum and are forced into working for it with help of a "Guardian" named Edaniel. Their job is to "free" the souls or the ghosts trapped in the mausoleum.

Oh my god, I can't wait for the next volume of Bizenghast to come out!

by marriennette December 8, 2007