Stone Cold Boney

A person who ingests, cultivates, and vegetates fresh humor, culture and knowledge. Like John Mulaney’s appearance on Hot Ones.

Dawg, check out this stone cold boney spittin the truth. Muthafuckers funny, sincere and still slightly skeptical.

by BrownRecluse129 June 29, 2023

Boney Drank

The top level of drunk, above wasted and on par with paralytic, but with the added flair of causing social mayhem, including but not limited to property damage, arrest, hospitalisation, or just general mayhem and fuckery.

Can be shortened to boney

Originated from a company email from a hotel in Budapest describing some staff members on the last night of a project.

What happened to you on the weekend? “I got boney drank”

Man Tom was boney drank last night, we might not see him for a while.

by Stealthydan January 11, 2023

Boney

A naturally attractive breed of Sudanese men, extremely attractive and tenacious. Hot as hell and incredibly built physically. Loves KFC and can sometimes show some homosexual qualities. He frequently proves to be extremely intelligent in many ways

Boney is an alpha male

by Aidsandcancer February 17, 2019

Boney Bump

The act of doing a line of coke off of someone’s penis.

I heard they’re doing boney bumps in the bathroom.

by ibanghotmilfs69 June 1, 2025

Boney missile

A hard punch

Emory launched a boney missile straight my nose

by FP.27 February 1, 2023

Boney

A short version of boner which is when your laho (penis is turned on)

You got a fat boney bro.

by theyoungSlaya October 29, 2018

jill boney

a mix of "jim burger" and "bill money"

hey, you wanna go to jill boney's house later?

by Thomas360 October 20, 2024