barminheimer

The release date of Barbie, Pikmin 4, and Openheimer. Many uncultured swines have no clue what the "MIN" stands for.

Anon1: "where will u be when the world changes" *pic of barminheimer*
Anon2: "wtf is the min? stop making shit up"
r/Pikmin: "We failed as a society"

by IsThatParvitz July 29, 2023

pasty barm

A Bolton variant on the wigan kebab. It is any form of pasty (though often your basic meat & potato) sandwiched on a (preferably buttered) barm cake. Available at all good Hampsons & Greenhalgh's stores in Bolton, though elsewhere in the country often requires specific instructions in the construction. You do lose some flavour of the pasty, but you increase the munch factor.

Hampsons employee: "Yes cock, what wouldst tha like?"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"

by Lukewithak December 9, 2008

the blame game

It's accusations exchanged among people who refuse to accept sole responsibility for some undesirable event - both in daily conversations as well as discussions regarding sports, politics, etc.
It can be a way to avoid shame, distrust or minor sentiments of agony.

Person A: "Why did you eat my lunch?"
Person B: "I didn't do it - (Person C) did it!"
Person C: "No I didn't - You ate his lunch right in front of me!"
Person A: "Come on (Person B), don't play the blame game".

by Jens4805 September 18, 2013

Blame your ISP

The retort most skilled game players will make at Neophytes when they lapse into a screaming fit of rage and/or noobish comments.

Quaker1: Whoa. I totally aced that railgun shot.
qU4k3R: OMG LAG/H4X/Bad Connection/ectect
Quaker1: Sure, Sure, Blame your ISP.

by The Pace October 2, 2006

barmaid syndrome

The affliction where by middle to late 50-something men downsize their family housing, wait out any potential child support issues by ensuring all first marriage children are over the age of 18, and then allow their young mistresses existence to be known by the first wife. First wife is then "allowed" or even encouraged to throw them out of their now much smaller home. "Husband" ie scumbag is now free to set up his slick new bachelor pad at the nearest beach location without risking hefty mortgage and/or child support payments to the firt wife.

While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.

by Marshall R. January 7, 2008

plug and blame

When you take a shit and plug the toilet, then come out and state, "Somebody plugged the toilet."

John had to poop real bad while he was at work. He ran to the office restroom and let it go. It was such a relief to let it all out, it gave him a case of the hungry shits. It also packed the toilet. When John went to flush, it didn't go down. John was in a dilemma, so he snuck out of the toilet real quick and ran to find the janitor. "Hey, Ed," John said to the janitor, "somebody plugged the toilet."
Ed replied, "Are you trying to plug and blame again? You did that 3 times this week. You think I don't realize 'somebody always plugs the toilet' just when you happen to need it? Asshole. Do us a favor and shit at home."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

blame canada

What you should do in case of an unfortunate incident where no one is really to blame. By far the answer to everything.

Jojo: My TV broke again!
Chris: Those damn Canadians!
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Krisite: Dangit, my "Blame Canada" sign smeared!
Lisa: Stupid Canadians!
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Roofus: My electricity bill's higher than ever!
Juliet: Those worthless eskimos are leaking our energy from the border!

by Fitzpatrick April 28, 2005