Fitzpatrick's definitions

Hotdog water

A semi-sweet, semi-meaty perfume used to attract women of the “larger” variety.

I always wear my hotdog water when I go out hogging with the boys.

by Fitzpatrick June 5, 2018

blame canada

What you should do in case of an unfortunate incident where no one is really to blame. By far the answer to everything.

Jojo: My TV broke again!
Chris: Those damn Canadians!
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Krisite: Dangit, my "Blame Canada" sign smeared!
Lisa: Stupid Canadians!
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Roofus: My electricity bill's higher than ever!
Juliet: Those worthless eskimos are leaking our energy from the border!

by Fitzpatrick April 28, 2005