Fitzpatrick's definitions

blame canada

What you should do in case of an unfortunate incident where no one is really to blame. By far the answer to everything.

Jojo: My TV broke again!
Chris: Those damn Canadians!
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Krisite: Dangit, my "Blame Canada" sign smeared!
Lisa: Stupid Canadians!
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Roofus: My electricity bill's higher than ever!
Juliet: Those worthless eskimos are leaking our energy from the border!

by Fitzpatrick April 28, 2005

Hotdog water

A semi-sweet, semi-meaty perfume used to attract women of the “larger” variety.

I always wear my hotdog water when I go out hogging with the boys.

by Fitzpatrick June 5, 2018