bloggins

a generic name placeholder often used in the canadian military

Officer- Who is the duty sargeant tonight?
Private- It would be better to check with Cpl. Bloggins, sir.
Officer- Where would I find him?
Private-...

by Valeri Pizdoletov October 11, 2007

bragging rights

They are the rights granted to a person that allow said person to boast on themselves to a certain extent without being looked down on for it.

Bragging rights may be granted to a person for (but not limited to) the following reasons:

-An Amazing Achievement
-Attaining something greatly desired by many people
-An unfortunate event that can be viewed as positive for different reasons

However, using bragging rights after their expiration date may lead to extreme dislike of said person.

Example 1:
Scholar: Finally! After so many years I finally attained my Ph.d in Quantum Physics
Average Person: Congratulations

Example 2:
Contest Winner: WOOT!!! I called in to a radio station and scored 2 tickets to see Rammstein in Berlin with free air fare and hotel. Plus, I get to have lunch with Till Lindemann !!!
Average Person: Congratulations

Example 3 (Misuse of bragging rights):
50 Cent : Yeah, I'm gangsta. I got shot 9 times. Even in the face. My music sells, I'm rich, and women love me.
Average Person: No, you are not gangster. Anyone can get shot in the arms, legs, and jaw and survive it. Your music sells because you have Eminem and Dr. Dre behind you. Furthermore, women do not love you, they love your money that you don't deserve.

by Zen Master Alvey August 30, 2007

Hag Bagging

When a woman (or hag) takes up extra space on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to assert their dominance over space otherwise occupied by men.

Female version of manspreading

"I wanted to find a seat on the bus as I had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so I had to stand so that she didn't feel threatened or LITERALLY RAPED by the requirements of my disability."

by ChunderMonkey18 November 22, 2016

Cairnie Bagging

When someone is Cairnie bagged, they are teabagged by a rather large, deputy rector, male. It is possibly the single worst experience ever.

"Could Gavin Lauder please go to the front of school"
"He's going to get a Cairnie Bagging"

by James mcleec March 7, 2009

T Baggin

Oral Sex/ When a guy dips his balls in a girls mouth while she's laying down

Soul Plane allows lots of T Baggin.

by PrimeTime June 9, 2004

V bagging

The act of shoving your vulva or vagina in someone else's face. The closest a lady can get to tea bagging.

When Christopher wouldn't shut up, Eileen gave him a hearty V bagging.

by RastaRay November 18, 2006

Tea Baggin'

A man stands/kneels over a woman and dangles his balls in her mouth.

by big hedd September 16, 2003