baker

a doofus who joins in on conversations completely uninvited, spreading very useless information for no reason

he is a total baker

by infuriating potato January 20, 2022

Baker

Kind of rude

Has a great personality

Can get any girl he wants

Very Cute

I see baker

by Bakerismybf January 7, 2022

Baker

(n.) A unit of measurement specifically relating to a numerical representation of space on ones personal computer dedicated to downloaded internet pornography numerically equal to five (5) terabytes (tb) of storage.

When my server down ended up losing five Bakers of premium spank!

by Big Jay Dubs February 8, 2022

Baker

A asian dude that is really mean and very smart. He goes to Tottenville high school and he play league of legends ( EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

I hate baker - me

by faknfo*nwognonwogn68 March 10, 2022

Baker

The type of woman with a dad who is a construction worker and a crazy step mom and a crazy step mom. A hard worker and a horrible cook. Someone who can teach their kids right and a drinker.

“Hey Mr.Baker”
“What year is it?”

by goofgooflaugh October 29, 2022

Baker

Someone who is constantly mooching off of you and overstays their welcome then gives you COVID-19 then while you're in the hospital possibly dying proceeds to try and hookup with your ol' lady

He got me so sick I was admitted to the hospital and he tried to bang my girl!
Damn, what a baker!

by Iowagirl69 February 15, 2023

Baker

Often referred to as being "Derrick Bakered"
The verb Bakered means to have something come up missing out of a non moving vehicle.

I left my grinder in my truck last week and someone Bakered it along with my goddamn hitch.

by Jake&ace January 12, 2024