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bakered

When someone says they are on their way to hang out in a short amount of time. Then never shows up and doesn't answer their phone. If this happens you have been bakered.
Ray: I called Nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. Steve: Alright cool. *50 minutes pass* *Steve calls Nick, no answer* Steve: We officially just got bakered.
by beenbakeredmultipletimes January 2, 2010
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Baker

Also, known as Abubakar.
The amazingly good looking fit guy you want but can’t have. He might be somewhat of a player yes, but he’s such a good guy that you’d be willing to put that aside anyway, even though you maybe shouldn’t
Damn, I wish I could be with Baker
by 129Beautiful April 28, 2021
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The Baker

When you have sex with a girl who has a yeast infection, and you put your "loaf of bread" in her "oven" and let the bread rise
Alexis has a yeast infection, so I'll be playing The Baker tonight
by djhellalow February 17, 2015
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Bakering

-dude, would you stop bakering in my face!
-say it, dont baker it!
by The Baker Victim March 23, 2011
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Baker

To have someone completely blow you off for a meeting or event after you talked to them earlier in the day to confirm.
Dude! I guess he ain't gonna make it, he Bakered me. I talked to him this morning and he said he was coming to the birthday party and he hasn't called.
by Silicon Sleuth January 15, 2008
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Baker

A wonderful, nice, and good looking kid. He pulls all the girls and is really smart and athletic. He usually finds the most special girls somehow. He doesn’t deserve them but he gets them. He’s hot and he’s the best cristian and friend you could ever have.
That kid Baker, is SOOO hot!!😳
by Kewlkid555 April 16, 2019
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bakering

I'm thinking of bakering when I get home! Isn't that great?!
by JesusCrust007 June 11, 2018
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