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Backyard Colonic

Backyard Colonic is a hygienic procedure by introducing a stream of water into the body via the anus at relative high velocity with a garden hose. This procedure is typically conducted in preparation of vigorous anal sex session. The first backyard colonic was performed at a hippie’s cabbage patch in

Berkeley, California hence the origin of the name sake.
Mike had diarrhea but wanted a gang bang with a bunch of dudes at the local La Quinta so had a backyard colonic by the parking lot dumpster.
by @assonance December 10, 2013
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backyard smoker

The act in which Baby Rays barbecue sauce is smothered on an individuals butt during sex. Upon completion of slathering, the person covered with Baby Rays barbecue sauce will light up and smoke a cigarette while the other individual licks the Baby Rays barbecue sauce off of their butt.
At the grocery store, Duke picked up a bottle of Baby Rays barbecue sauce in preparation for doing the backyard smoker later that night.
by Duke_fettywap December 23, 2015
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Bahey

To inappropriately destroy other peoples stuff
Oh hey man, i just bahey'd the shit out of matts stuff
by B. Murray September 1, 2010
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baeys

essentially the word 'boys' but said with some hilarity and jovialness. also can be used to refer to a general group including both male and female. Came about in Fort William in the mountainbiking community and is beginning to spread
Normally a conversation opener

eg 'alright baeys, hows it going today?'

however can also be used in reference

'The baeys were getting pretty excited about the new trail that they just finished building'
by One of the baeys November 4, 2011
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Backyard-Racing

One of the many sports that is a branch of Darkour.

Backyard-Racing involves one or more person(s) that find themselves hopping fences through the suburbs for various reason. It can be defined as: random fun, escape routes, stealing bikes, breaking lawn furniture, pool hopping, entering unlocked garages, ripping down clothes lines, placing lawn furniture in neighbors yard (neighboring), féncing, looking for grown marajuana, trampoline jumping, hammock squatting or anything creatively hell raising.

Usually best to do at night although guard dogs can be a problem.

And not too fun in the winter, considering wet socks are the most buzzkill thing that can happen to a person.
"Dude I was Backyard-Racing yesterday, and somebody had a fucking mirror on their fence. When I saw my reflection I thought it was the house owner watching me. Gave me a heart attack."

"Yo, I got this bike from Backyard-Racing."

"That dog chased me right out of his yard."
by Shadeuxx March 5, 2010
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Backyard Bottomslash

The very best kind of buttsecks: out in the open, scarin' all the neighbors.

(This actually references a character's NAME in the Japanese manga-based novel Death Note: Another Note. Although there wasn't much buzz about the name in Japan, the manga nerds of the US were laughing their...well, asses off.)
A. Signs you've been backyard bottomslashing:

1) You and your lover always have unexplainable all-over tans.

2) Your neighbors keep threatening to have you taken away for public indecency.

3) So do all those bastards at the pool.

4) So does your little sister.

5) You can't read the Death Note novel without getting turned on.

6) You know exactly how hard it is to try to get a grass stain off of your knees, chest, AND back...all in the same day.

7) And of course, it always helps if you're gay.

B. Nerd One: "Dude, I tried to read Another Note but I couldn't stop laughing at the buttsexx0r name!"

Nerd Two: "I know. I started an online fanbase for it, Backyard Bottomslashers Anonymous."
by Cursed-blessings September 26, 2009
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bachynskyism

the act and religion of believing in the higher and almighty power of Bachynsky. ex; i tripped on my shoelace on the way to the S.O.B(Shrine of Bachynsky). To believe in Bachynsky, one becomes an Accolade Of Bachynsky
praise the bachynsky using the power of bachynskyism
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