Aunt Xannie

A woman, usually nearing her 40s, who has gone from using street drugs to popping pills legally obtained from the pharmacy on the reg

Diane used to take MDMA and K every weekend. Since she’s settled down, she’s turned into an Aunt Xannie by using Ritalin to study for her online degree and taking xanax each night to sleep.

by DJMarcusA March 23, 2021

Aunt Joyed

When you are expecting a big (and totally undeserved) payday (financial or otherwise) and you end up (quite rightly from a karmic perspective) getting fuck all!

A: You heard about Malio??
B: No? What happened?
A: His girlfriend's great aunt promised him the 73 Dodge Challenger and the villa in Maui, or so he said. Hot diggity that boy was like a cat on a hot tin roof wit excitement!
B: And?
A: Well the sly old hoe snuffed it last week and left him fuck all!
B: Lol!
A: Lol!
B: Jehosaphat's purple bearded goat! She Aunt Joyed his deluded ass!
A: Yesiree! Aunt Joyed his ass to the mf max! Daft greedy f*ck! Lol
A and B: his ass got Aunt F*ckin' Joyed!!!!!!

by Seymour B. Oundas August 12, 2023

aunt flow

Menstruation, checking into the 'red roof inn'

Aunt Flow is in town this week.

by Bubba July 3, 2003

Aunt Flo

a woman's menstrual period

Don't mind her. She's just mad because Aunt Flo is here and she's out of pads.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

aunt jemima

um yes. this is the one and only woman who graces the label of many a syrup bottle. she is almost always shown with a bowl full of a batter she seems to be mixing. she has become a sort of cult figure, with many references made to her in movies and television series.

wow. these waffles are dry. we need some aunt jemima up in here.

by nth January 28, 2006

aunt coulter

a white woman considered to be excessively obedient or servile

"And I’m never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders, you know? ... Like, what’s Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Oh, I know. Aunt Coulter." - Michelle Wolf, 2018 WHCA Dinner

by heavenlynut May 31, 2018

Aunt Tomasina

Wife of Uncle Tom. Inside the beltway nick name for Condoleeza Rice.

Yea, Aunt Tomasina is over in the Middle East today repeating the same old Bush doctrine. Meanwhile 3 suicide bombers blew themselves up in Bagdad this morning.

by TWade August 25, 2005